Thirsty Suitors
Thirsty Suitors is a surreal story-driven game which throws turn-based RPG battles, skating and over-the-top cooking mechanics together in a spicy fusion! This isn't a dating sim - it's a breakup simulator. Battle your exes. Disappoint your parents. Find yourself.
◆ 69
overlooked score
Quality (Bayesian, genre prior)94
Hiddenness78
Deserve gap vs peers×1.7
Standing within genre86th
Raw approval96%
Review authenticity (audited)94
✅ Organic reviews
287positive
13negative
~12kest. players · Under the radar
0playing now
$14.99-50% · was $29.99
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